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		<title>Olympic Glory</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 02:06:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Annoy and Alienate Your Co-workers</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 20:37:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Within any group of people at least one of them is going to be a complete dick. Take a look around your office. Study the faces looking for the true dick. Not the douche&#8211;that&#8217;s your boss&#8211;but the dick. Don&#8217;t see him? Good. Because it&#8217;s you. Now, being that you are a total dick, here are [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=officepunched.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4473491&amp;post=137&amp;subd=officepunched&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Kung Fu Monday&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 15:39:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dude, your shoes untied&#8230;.*kick in the balls*   My boss told me that I have a bunch of sales calls to return and reports to finish but I am sure these were only suggestions on how to fill my time. I personally think the emotional well-being and sense of accomplishment I will achieve by beating [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=officepunched.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4473491&amp;post=121&amp;subd=officepunched&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">Dude, your shoes untied....*kick in the balls*</media:title>
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		<title>Warehouse Fight!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 15:08:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The rumor mill here has it that there was a fight Friday between two guys in our warehouse. This was awesome news for me because one of the guys looks exactly like Johnny Lawrence and the foreman he got in a fight with looked just like Shonuff. Apparently &#8220;Johnny&#8221; showed up to work drunk and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=officepunched.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4473491&amp;post=95&amp;subd=officepunched&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Where’s the Clean Getaway? The Upper Decker?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 04:13:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  So this is totally old but I can’t help myself. In fact, I was reminded of this as I took an Astaire because Uncle Ted was combing his hair and freshening up his Aqua Velva. Damn him!  Work Poop Survival Guide CROP DUSTING When farting, you walk really fast around the office so the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=officepunched.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4473491&amp;post=67&amp;subd=officepunched&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Work Jerking</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 03:42:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Some people just can’t help but jerk at work. You know who you are. This dude above got busted for jerking it at Wal-Mart, which is surprising because he looks totally normal. Several people called the Oswego County 911 Center sometime after 8 p.m. Sunday after seeing a man masturbating in a pickup truck [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=officepunched.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4473491&amp;post=45&amp;subd=officepunched&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Priority Task….Save the Princess!</title>
		<link>http://officepunched.wordpress.com/2008/08/11/priority-task%e2%80%a6save-the-princess/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 02:55:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  I think Mario just took a dump in his overalls&#8230; So all I am doing today is playing old school Mario here: http://www.mofunzone.com/online_games/mario_brothers.shtml# I can&#8217;t begin to tell you how frightened I am of the people pictured above and anyone they know. At what point in your life are you a 40 year old [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=officepunched.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4473491&amp;post=33&amp;subd=officepunched&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Breaking News</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 02:35:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This just in: your job sucks. Your co-workers are idiots. They say shit like “synergy” and “deliverables” and “dynamic” and “actionable” until you dream of going postal. The boss wants you to bring things to the table, close the loop, focus on core competencies, dial-in and dialogue and focus on the low-hanging fruit. All you [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=officepunched.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4473491&amp;post=28&amp;subd=officepunched&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">Don&#039;t you love having to face this douche everyday?</media:title>
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		<title>Welcome fellow slacker</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 01:24:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  This looks like me except my arms bend&#8230; My name is the Joe. I work in a cubicle. I make $16 an hour.  I wear a goddam tie. My boss is a complete dick. I am living the American Dream. I work in a large company where nobody is really sure what anyone else [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=officepunched.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4473491&amp;post=11&amp;subd=officepunched&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">This looks like me except my arms bend...</media:title>
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